MR. MENSAH

It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, A???? Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria's universities. The Lecturer said, 'let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria history.' The Lecturer asked who said, 'i shall return to die in the land of my fathers?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up.Mensah replied: 'King Jaja of Opobo, 1875' 'very good!' said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said, 'The land use act will feed the nation?' Again, no response except from Mensah: 'Obasanjo, 1976.' The Lecturer snapped at d class; 'class, u should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about its history than u do.' The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: 'Ghana must go' 'who said that?' she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, 'Buhari 1984.' At that point, a student in d back scornfully said; 'Hmmm, u think u are smart?'The Lecturer glared and asked; 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Mensah said, 'Babangida to Abiola, 1992.' Now furious, another student yelled; 'Oh yeah! Eat this!' Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to d Lecturer, 'Indian mistress givin an apple to Abacha, 1992' Now, with almost mob hyseria, some1 said; 'U little shit. If u say anything else, I'll kill u.' Mensah frantically yelled at d top of his voice 'Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!' The Lecturer fainted, and as d class gathered around her on thefloor, some1 said; 'Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!' Mensah whispered; 'Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007' Some1 angrily said; 'Dont answer him, he is a fool' Mensah smiled and replied; 'Obansanjo to IBB, 2011'.......all d students ran away adopted from 'for fun, jokes and entertainment on facebook'