FUEL SUBSIDY

FuelSubsidyRemoval
Definition : Jonathan's way of
punishing Nigerian's for insulting
his wife
Effects of fuel subsidy removal
include; 1.there'll nw b more
pedestrians dan cars. Pedestrians
on dual carriageways, cars wil nw
use d sidewalk:s
2.No more using of generator to
watch seasonal films
3.Nw some boys r gonna strt
using fuel to toast chicks..''Baby
take a look at my guage, I hv full
tank''
4. no more car accidents na ankle
and knee dislocation we go dey
suffer nw:&
5. New breakup line: Baby,ur haus
is to far. I can't do this anymore.
"Irreconcilable differences".(n)
6.guys will start posing wit 50liter
kegs of petrol in pictures"
7.babes wuld not ask for
Brazillian,peruvian,indian nor
Malaysian hair but a Full tank from
their Boyfriends.:p
8.frank edoho on who wants to
be a millionaire will be like "d next
question is for 50 liters of petrol.
9.witches and wizards will carry
passengers at night at affordable
prices.
Most importantly, Jonathan will
finally have the money to send his
wife to nursery school.